rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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APRIL 20, 2014

dailylibra:

Sunday, 20 Apr 2014


This is a time when it is difficult to stay within a budget or on a diet, as your tendency is to splurge on beautiful things and to enjoy yourself as much as possible. You want comfort and ease and have luxurious tastes. Quality is especially important to you right now. Also, you want to share whatever good fortune you have. You need company and happy fellowship. It’s a good time for a party, as long as you don’t overdo it.

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You know whats cute?

oblivioussongbird:

Baby Elephants

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I mean just look how happy he is

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little baby tripped over a log

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he is just so happy with his ball omg

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MAKING BIRD FRIENDS YES CUTE

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SO PROUD OF HIS BUNDLE LOOK

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JUMPING FOR JOY 

BABY ELEPHANTS EVERYBODY

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gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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